Why I want to be a Captain…

The following was written by a 10- year old British school boy, a boy who was clearly wise beyond his years, I really did have a chuckle to myself when I read it, I hope you enjoy it too….
“I want to be a captain when I grow up because it’s a cool job that is easy to do. Captains don’t have to go to school such a long time. They only need to learn figures so they can read instruments. I think they also have to able to read maps so they don’t get lost when they sail.
Captains have to be brave so they don’t get scared when it’s so foggy they can’t see and when the propeller falls off they have to know what to do about it. Captains must have eyes that can see through the clouds and they mustn’t be afraid of thunder and lightning which they have closer to them than we have.
The captain’s wages is another thing I like. They earn more money than they can spend. That’s because most people think it’s dangerous to driver a boat, except captains, because they know how easy it is. There’s not much I don’t like, except that girls like captains. All girls want to marry a captain, so captains are always having to chase them away to get some peace…
I hope I don’t get seasick, because if I get seasick I can’t be a captain and I’ll have to start working.”
This entry was posted on Saturday, November 24th, 2012 at 7:17 pm by The Mariner. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
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  1. This is fabulous! My husband is a Captain and I’m not sure he’s agree with everything but its certainly made me chuckle!!

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